Hi there! I'm a middle-aged guy with a decent "dad" bod" (it needs some work; whose doesn't?), a scintillating wit, and a calm confidence that some women seem to find addictive. I had a bunch more written, but nobody much reads beyond the first paragraph, so why bother? I'm fun in bed and AMAZING to have as a friend -- but you'll have to find those things out for yourself :) Side note: I do not consume any alcohol. I don't care what you do, but if you want to just "get wasted" ... not gonna happen. THC now, that's different... I just can't drink; I'm not a square :P

My Ideal Person Pretty face, brilliant mind, healthy body. I know we all have our issues on here; sex brings out the worst in humans, and this place is no exception.

That being said, please at least be enough in control of your demons to have a fun, sexy relationship with me and not have either of us need to take our a restraining order! Kidding, not kidding. Trust me; not my first rodeo... it'll end in tears if you're not ready for all the crap that even just a "casual sex" relationship can bring up.

A lot of people on here seem to forget that, and act as though AdultFriendFinder xmatch Sex Finder Site is therapy or something. It isn't; if you need a counselor, good for you for being courageous enough to say that! But... I'm not your guy

Aside from that: I just want a fun, playful lover whose body I enjoy looking at and touching, and who lets me touch her butt (and other fun things). Doesn't seem that complicated, but then... AdultFriendFinder xmatch Sex Finder Site gets in the way

I don't have a "type" but people ask me anyway, so... I tend to gravitate towards short women with a slim build, dark hair, and dark eyes. The "sexy librarian" thing totally does it for me. But... does any of that matter? Nah. It just might tell you why I picked porn video X over Y to watch... but does it matter to you? Nah.

Unless, of course, you are the one in a million who ticks all my boxes (smart, grounded enough to at least have fun sex with someone and not get too hung up about it, funny, weird and kinky, and with that smoking hot, sultry sexy little librarian look...) I get a little steamy just thinking about it! But that's like fantasizing about winning the lottery; sure, fun to think about. But here in reality, I want to get to know (and have sex with ) YOU. Not a fantasy.