Still got something to give, looking for someone to have fun and good times with. It says I'm separated, but that's because we haven't slept together for 8 years. Still don't, and never will again - she's disabled, and she can't. I know to some that probably makes sound like a typical two-faced scumbag, but I'm not. I'm just looking for the physical - and mental - stimulation that everyone needs, and my wife hasn't been able to do that for me for years. No, I won't spend all my time moaning about my lot, because I want to hear about you and your day, who you are, what you like, and so on. I want this to be something more than just an ons (not that I'll say no if you're up for it, but I'd like something more). I'm not looking to move in, but to be a partner, a friend, a lover, whatever you want, so long as you tell me that you want something. (But not a sugar daddy. At all.) If you're not interested when I contact you, please be polite enough to say so. I won't bite or be rude back, I'm old enough to know when to back off. Anything else? Feel free to ask. (Unless you're a catfisher, then you can eff off.)

My Ideal Person Someone who's warm and generous and funny and is happy to go along with Katherine Hepburn's description of the perfect relationship - "Live close by and visit often."
I have no physical expectations whatever, other than that you're a woman, and yes, age DOES matter. I want someone who matches the age range I've specified. I'll ignore 20 year olds who hope I'm a stupid old prat desperate to be loved. (I may well be that, but I still won't pay any attention to you.)

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Mutual Masturbation

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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