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Johnny Sperm 12/7/2019 Johnny Sperm wanted to be the best. Every day he ran everywhere he went. night he did push ups and sit ups! He was buff!!! <br><br> Then the big day came. The whistle blew and he took 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Dentist 11/25/2019 The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give a man a shot. <br><br> “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” <br><br> The dentist starts to set up the nitrous oxide 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Johnny Returns 11/25/2019 The teacher asked the class to use the ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. <br><br> Molly put up her hand and said “My family went to granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Blonde Joke 11/18/2019 An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sexual Relief 11/11/2019 A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br> During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He ask 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Lawyer 10/2/2019 A lawyer, had a wife and needed move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, wanted reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he sai 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Senior Briefing 9/27/2019 On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules: <br><br> "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sunday Morning Sex 7/6/2019 Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight her grandparent’s house visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather h 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A coincidence 7/6/2019 A chicken farmer went the local bar. He sat next a woman and ordered champagne. <br><br> The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne". 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Being Brave 6/19/2019 A man breaks into a house to for and guns. Inside, he finds a in bed. He orders the guy of the bed and ties him a chair. While tying the home owner’s wife the bed, the convict gets on top of h 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Porn Star Is Born 5/7/2019 I’m a porn star! I got started… let me start at the beginning. I was very outgoing growing up. I never met a person I didn’t like. Everybody was my friend. That had often got me in trouble. 0 Comments, 369 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Porn Star Is Born 5/7/2019 I’m a porn star! I got started… let me start at the beginning. I was very outgoing growing up. I never met a person I didn’t like. Everybody was my friend. That had often got me in trouble. 0 Comments, 115 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Chinese Medicine 4/19/2019 While in China, an American man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. <br><br> A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Bus Stop 3/26/2019 A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was to 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THIS IS FOR THE OLDER GENERATIONS! 3/16/2019 A man rushed home and went into the kitchen. His wife was cooking dinner. He put his arms around her and whispered in her ear “Lets go into the bedroom”. <br><br> She pushed him away 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Val and Suzie 2/25/2019 I was thirteen that glorious summer when I lost my virginity! Val was my fifteen-year-old sisters (Suzie) best friend. Val was also fifteen. The difference was Suzie had not developed as much as 0 Comments, 817 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Elsie 2/17/2019 I was 58. A well built woman. My tits were 38d’s and I weighted 145. I had been married to a wonderful man for 35 years. A drunk driver ran a red light and slammed into the drivers door killing 0 Comments, 553 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cheat Day 2/17/2019 Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago. His wife proposed that they should have a cheat day today. <br><br> She brought home McDonald’s burgers, KFC wings. Bob brought home his se 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Party Games 12/22/2018 One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the hom 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Maggie 12/19/2018 The last thing on my mind was getting into a new relationship. I was burned a couple of months ago. We’d been going together for three years when she me hme frm work one day and said she was getti 0 Comments, 510 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Three Sisters 12/19/2018 Three sisters decided to get married on the sme day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honemo 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HORNY OLD LADIES 12/19/2018 Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" <br><br> The other replies, "Oh sure I 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Female Surgery 12/17/2018 A sexually active middle-aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the they have become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insist 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Proof of Purchase 12/17/2018 A little lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the clerk, " sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Apology for Blonde Jokes 12/13/2018 A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. <br><br> Suddenly, a b 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Getting a new Bra 10/29/2018 A flat chested young woman goes out looking for a new bra one day. <br><br> She tries shop after shop trying to find a size 28A yet she can't get one anywhere. Finally, in desperation, 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Haloween Party 10/24/2018 A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex Talk 10/21/2018 Two women are discussing life in the retirement village they live in with their spouses and how they like it. One woman tells the other that she misses sex though to which the other replies that her a 0 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Harry and his wife 10/18/2018 Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a . She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him 0 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mr. Schwartz 10/18/2018 While examining the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. “I’m sorry, Mr. Schwartz, ” says the mortician, “But I can’t send you to b 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes |
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