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The Chinese Detective (week #8 12/31/07)

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable Sir,
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree - look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree - not see.

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In his diary later he writes:
When me fall from tree
Me not fall on knee
Me fall on fence
Hit next to my pee pee
Then in much pain
Because me land on left ball
Now must change name
Now called One Hung Low

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