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a few jokes i found and like
Posted:Feb 23, 2019 7:27 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2019 9:26 pm
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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

A man is in a hotel lobby.
He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."

A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack.
He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on hospital bed.
An young nurse came to cleanse his body with sponge.
The patient mumbled, “Are my testicles black?”
Nurse replied, “I don’t know Sir, I am just setting you clean”
The patient repeated again, “Are my testicles black?”
Nurse was quite embarrassed to answer the question and said “Sir everything should be OK”
The patient just kept on asking again and again, “Are my testicles black?”
Nurse could not bear a patient concerned so much.
So she raised his gown, moved her hand to find and grab his penis and testicle, moved it all around, checked very closely and suddenly man ejaculated on nurse’s hand.
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, embarrassed at the fiasco says loudly enough, “Ma’am, Thanks but I still need to know 'Are my tests results back?’”
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My weakness: red
Posted:Feb 21, 2019 5:13 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2019 2:46 pm
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Red bush just makes me melt. I would do anything for a red bush.









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Recent survey results.
Posted:Feb 20, 2019 5:47 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2019 9:26 pm
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A friend on xhamster provided a link to a bdsm survey so for fun I decided to take it. Here are the results.

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
97% Brat
96% Slave
96% Exhibitionist
95% Voyeur
88% Submissive
68% Degradee
53% Non-monogamist
50% Primal (Prey)
46% Ageplayer
46% Pet
40% Vanilla
33% Masochist
32% Degrader
28% Experimentalist
25% Switch
10% Rigger
9% Boy/Girl
5% Rope bunny
5% Primal (Hunter)
4% Dominant
3% Brat tamer
2% Daddy/Mommy
2% Master/Mistress
1% Owner
0% Sadist
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when you think too hard
Posted:Feb 18, 2019 6:16 pm
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2019 4:45 am
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trying to wonder where you know this person
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Kilt fun
Posted:Feb 18, 2019 9:07 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2019 9:26 pm
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Kilts, as I understand, require commando.





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Favorite Valentine
Posted:Feb 14, 2019 5:28 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2019 9:26 pm
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mmm
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chuckles again
Posted:Feb 13, 2019 5:16 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2019 3:38 am
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some fun stuff may not be new but still funny'


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chuckles
Posted:Feb 12, 2019 5:43 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2019 9:26 pm
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I like these.


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from the past
Posted:Feb 10, 2019 4:44 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2019 9:26 pm
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what used to be...
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Cat-astrophic
Posted:Feb 9, 2019 7:51 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2019 9:26 pm
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found this and almost died laughing....
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interesting take on "dicks"
Posted:Feb 8, 2019 5:17 pm
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2019 4:30 pm
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I think dick head it too obvious but it works. And the lipdicks are new to me.

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A bi man's dream
Posted:Feb 7, 2019 12:25 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2019 9:26 pm
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Everything rolled into one makes a bi man extremely horny




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Some down under art
Posted:Feb 7, 2019 4:57 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2019 9:26 pm
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good ole body painting





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