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I've Rambled, now I Rant.  

Platosgames 102M
2246 posts
9/5/2018 2:53 pm
I've Rambled, now I Rant.

I rarely in a bad mood, but for some reason I was just testy all morning. While I have settled back into my normal mood, I thought just to make sure it was all gone, I should rant about something. But then, like a lot of times, I just couldn't think of anything to bitch about. Luckily an idea came to me. I could just combine some of the complaints I see on here, some periodically, some almost daily, into one rant.

Rant ON....

so tired of wondering if my dick size is the correct size, or should I get a dick reduction for the ladies who like it smaller. I can't tell because it seems no one wants to see a pic of it, though I keep sending it out. It has to be a part of the reason why no women at all have ever responded to a message on here. I retaliate by just sending out mass emails, bitching about being turned down, let them all know what they're missing, before they even reject me..It saves time.

Time that just wasting being on this site. Not that I don't have time, God knows I don't waste it reading all the profiles. That would just impede my progress in trying to figure out why there are 28,118 people on IM, but none of them have responded to me. thinking there are just 28,117 bots on there. the only one that's real!!! No wait, one responded. Crap, she's asking for money. It's either a scammer or professional. This site should just wave it's magic fucking wand and get rid of that once and for all. It should be easy.

Easy, ha! Why the hell can't I find the easy women on this site..you know those that I email with a "hey baby, horny as hell", and they respond with "Thank god I was hoping someone was...I'll be right over". I like it easy. Not all complicated like having to fill out a profile. The thought of having to type more than just.." a dude"..on my description, with a "I want a woman" on my ideal person just eats my lunch.

Speaking of eating. What is the deal with this site eating words off of my post. I type out , "While I was having fun under a tree, having sex, my dick filled and full, with emotions like splinters of my soul...A week later I go back and read the post and it says..While I was having tree, sex, my dick filled, with splinters.

I would have added more of the women's complaints, but not a woman.. a dude...READ my profile. It's right there in the description.

Feel free to add in anything I missed.
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/5/2018 2:55 pm

 Note..no animals or trees were actually harmed in the production of this rant.

I tell you though, if this crap doesn't change over the next two or three years, I doubt I will renew my subscription for more than a couple of years past that. I have my pride.
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


bitchkitty2017 71F

9/5/2018 3:16 pm

 WOW Now I really am at a loss for words...seems to me that you are saying you think that everyone on here is not real! that hurts!! ..ahh still at a loss so I think I will shut up now..


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
9/5/2018 3:22 pm

 I have to say the dick pics for me get old after sixteen years I have to say this.."Seen One Dick I Seen Them All" lol. You know I feel that men think that is their best asset when I have found it isn't the case for the most part. Not saying I don't enjoy a nice beautiful big thick cock because I do, for me I need something more than just that..

Nice rant and the spammer jammers as I call them are running rampant on here lately and it sucks that the site is cashing in on this stuff when it was never allowed here until recently.

Oh and lastly I always answer all my IM's I get if I can, sometimes the site wont let me, and as for words missing again the wonderful site, as it bans certain words that might harass or bully someone..go figure huh..

Have a great evening sounds like you could use a cold one my friend..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/5/2018 3:31 pm
    Quoting  :
Well I understand you have your standards, but so do I. I wouldn't ask you to marry me until the second message. Again, I have my pride.
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/5/2018 3:34 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    I have to say the dick pics for me get old after sixteen years I have to say this.."Seen One Dick I Seen Them All" lol. You know I feel that men think that is their best asset when I have found it isn't the case for the most part. Not saying I don't enjoy a nice beautiful big thick cock because I do, for me I need something more than just that..

    Nice rant and the spammer jammers as I call them are running rampant on here lately and it sucks that the site is cashing in on this stuff when it was never allowed here until recently.

    Oh and lastly I always answer all my IM's I get if I can, sometimes the site wont let me, and as for words missing again the wonderful site, as it bans certain words that might harass or bully someone..go figure huh..

    Have a great evening sounds like you could use a cold one my friend..
Hell, I was out of my funk by noon. I was being a little bitchy this morning though. I never stay mad, angry or pissy for long.

Just thought I'd have some fun on here, instead of asking one of my off the wall philosophical questions.
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
9/5/2018 3:55 pm

 Try HMU. Makes us swoon.


alohashirt50 73M
Ask me for a photo

9/5/2018 4:13 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    I have to say the dick pics for me get old after sixteen years I have to say this.."Seen One Dick I Seen Them All" lol. You know I feel that men think that is their best asset when I have found it isn't the case for the most part. Not saying I don't enjoy a nice beautiful big thick cock because I do, for me I need something more than just that..

    Nice rant and the spammer jammers as I call them are running rampant on here lately and it sucks that the site is cashing in on this stuff when it was never allowed here until recently.

    Oh and lastly I always answer all my IM's I get if I can, sometimes the site wont let me, and as for words missing again the wonderful site, as it bans certain words that might harass or bully someone..go figure huh..

    Have a great evening sounds like you could use a cold one my friend..
seen one dick you've seen them all, same thing is said about women, except seen one pair of flabby tits you don't need to the rest of the body, That's why It's very nice where I live, I can go country western dancing and see and dance with the lady's and I will know it they are worth the effort to chase them, Other wise it's off to the brothel here where they never say no, always smile. have health cards - I can get dinner or lunch, and I can get young- middle aged. or older, lol


littlebbwfairy44 49F

9/5/2018 4:16 pm

 you hit it on the nose for majority of it lol.


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/5/2018 4:40 pm

 Haha, thanks. It was fun.

This place does get it's share of complaining.
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/5/2018 4:42 pm

 Was that supposed to be HNW...I'm not sure I know what HMU is. You have to explain things to us older guys.
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/5/2018 4:59 pm
    Quoting bitchkitty2017:
    WOW Now I really am at a loss for words...seems to me that you are saying you think that everyone on here is not real! that hurts!! ..ahh still at a loss so I think I will shut up now..
How the hell did I miss this post. hahaha.

Yeah, it's really not that hard to tell who's real around here , is it. ?
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/5/2018 5:07 pm
    Quoting alohashirt50:
    seen one dick you've seen them all, same thing is said about women, except seen one pair of flabby tits you don't need to the rest of the body, That's why It's very nice where I live, I can go country western dancing and see and dance with the lady's and I will know it they are worth the effort to chase them, Other wise it's off to the brothel here where they never say no, always smile. have health cards - I can get dinner or lunch, and I can get young- middle aged. or older, lol
Well that sorta just explains my reasoning behind making this tongue in cheek post. You do realize I was laughing at the complaining on here...I mean, not to be rude, but sorta like your post.

Tmp was just adding to the discussion about things people complain about. You were just being rude.
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
9/5/2018 5:41 pm

 hmu is younguns talk for hit me up. I guess you men don’t get that. When I see it I can always tell his approximate age.


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
9/5/2018 5:43 pm

 Good post. Now I have to go bra shopping tomorrow for these flabby tits.


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/5/2018 5:48 pm
    Quoting positively4you:
    hmu is younguns talk for hit me up. I guess you men don’t get that. When I see it I can always tell his approximate age.
hahaha, well that explains why I didn't get it.
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/5/2018 5:50 pm
    Quoting  :
Thanks, I think it's good to laugh hard and laugh often.
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/5/2018 5:52 pm
    Quoting positively4you:
    Good post. Now I have to go bra shopping tomorrow for these flabby tits.
You just relax, I'm sure you're just fine. I found it sorta humorous that a 67 year old guy would be bringing up the word flabby. Certainly more so, since he doesn't even have a pic posted.
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
9/5/2018 6:15 pm

 Note..no animals or trees were actually harmed in the production of this rant????

i really hope your dick WAS NOT FILLED WITH SPLINTERS while you were having tree sex.... oh the mental image...ouch...


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/5/2018 6:26 pm
    Quoting japaneseass:
    Note..no animals or trees were actually harmed in the production of this rant????

    i really hope your dick WAS NOT FILLED WITH SPLINTERS while you were having tree sex.... oh the mental image...ouch...
No, I am fine. But it did raise a question. I still love women, but if I love trees too, Is there a designation for that.. bi-plantal...tree-curious?
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


yesmamallthetime 56F  
11278 posts
9/5/2018 7:08 pm

 Phew! Now that's a rant. I've done a few in my time. I make it into a poem if I can. LOL. You know just saying "men suck," just isn't enough to reel a reader in if you know what I mean. Now you have me looking at my tits to see if they are saggy too. I think I'm good if when they are in their natural position you can still see my aureole and nipple facing forward. What do you think? 😉.
Independently Romantic Sounds Better Than Lonely


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/5/2018 7:40 pm
    Quoting yesmamallthetime:
    Phew! Now that's a rant. I've done a few in my time. I make it into a poem if I can. LOL. You know just saying "men suck," just isn't enough to reel a reader in if you know what I mean. Now you have me looking at my tits to see if they are saggy too. I think I'm good if when they are in their natural position you can still see my aureole and nipple facing forward. What do you think? 😉.
Well I'm just a mere mortal. We'd have to get our resident saggy tit expert, Aloha , to be the judge.

But that would be a good sign, me thinks.
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/5/2018 7:43 pm

 And the last part of the rant is true...That original post has all sorts of words "eaten". LOL
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
9/5/2018 8:28 pm
    Quoting Platosgames:
    No, I am fine. But it did raise a question. I still love women, but if I love trees too, Is there a designation for that.. bi-plantal...tree-curious?
ya...and don't forget...how about treesome...


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/5/2018 8:48 pm
    Quoting japaneseass:
    ya...and don't forget...how about treesome...
LOL...ok that's the best one. It is now officially called a treesome. I'd say it will never be used again, but have you seen some of the things people are into on this site.

That was funny.
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


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