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Sex and the Royal Flush
Sex and the Royal Flush Last weekend, I was thinking about things and I was feeling a bit low. My life, felt as if it had been poured into a porcelain toilet. It swirled hypnoticaly, round and around in a steady clockwise motion, yet it never quite flushed itself away, nor completely from my view. As I watched, it always, resiliently, bubbled back up, to where I might even have scooped it into my hands, sifted through it's slime and sins, cleaned it - and started fresh. I waited, with so much hope, yet it would fool me and repeat it's illusion, all over again. As I lingered impatiently, it steadfastly twirled, and circled in that foamy abyss for what seemed like - hours. Eventually, I gave up, waved goodbye... and called a plumber buddy of mine. "I might n.eed explosives to dislodge this one.", he joked with me, as he walked back to his truck. I cracked up laughing as I waited for his return. It was the only thing I could do - at that point ! © October 2018 Paul P. ................................................................... So... Do you call an expert or do you do your own home maintenance and repairs ? Any good home reno or bathroom plumber horror stories out there? . . . . ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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I'm really not that good when it comes to home repair and stuff like that. Thankfully I have a great bunch of friends who are. I provide the food and beverages though. Does that count? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Although I did rip up all the carpets in my home and put in oak hardwood floors, so I guess when I put my mind to it, I'll get it done. Damm that was a job and a half! Yep... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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10/15/2018 11:29 am |
I do my own repairs when possible. Although I got roots out the 2nd time I've had to snake my sewer line 4 times this year. I finally started using a root killer. So far, so good.
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10/15/2018 11:30 am |
Oh, I also re-tiled my bathroom shower, took forever, but looks great!
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I own a Property Management Maintenance company. We take care of 400+ rent houses for various company's. From flipping , to make ready's minor remodels, to maintenance calls. Like that toilet. haha Think Honey Do list on steroids. So, yeah, I fix my own stuff. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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I do my own repairs when possible. Although I got roots out the 2nd time I've had to snake my sewer line 4 times this year. I finally started using a root killer. So far, so good. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Oh, I also re-tiled my bathroom shower, took forever, but looks great! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I own a Property Management Maintenance company. We take care of 400+ rent houses for various company's. From flipping , to make ready's minor remodels, to maintenance calls. Like that toilet. haha Think Honey Do list on steroids. So, yeah, I fix my own stuff. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Did you not think to take the plunger and try to fix this issue yourself?
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Did you not think to take the plunger and try to fix this issue yourself? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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YES of course I do.
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Ok... You are a trooper and off the charts! Omg... The stories you could tell. Toilet bowl humor? Lol Sounds like a classic and a place I've visited... over here! Lol... Eeee. I've been there... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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YES of course I do. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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being sarcastic doesn't suit you.
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being sarcastic doesn't suit you. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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truely being sarcastic is not a good trait.
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private.
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Sorry to hear your having a rough time and bathroom issues are the worst. I call our landlord and he calls his plumber, thats if they can handle the problem.. I hope things get better..
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Nope, don’t do my own repairs. That’s why they invented the telephone so I can call someone reputable to do it right.
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private. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Nope, don’t do my own repairs. That’s why they invented the telephone so I can call someone reputable to do it right. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Sorry to hear your having a rough time and bathroom issues are the worst. I call our landlord and he calls his plumber, thats if they can handle the problem.. I hope things get better.. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Hmmm... You're funny and versatile. I don't do plumbing or electricity as well. But I don't mind lumber work. Build an extension? Or chop a tree? I'm a baby, but I'll cook you a fricken lasagna or pork roast to die for.. Or ribs... Or meatloaf.. Lol yep ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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This is one of those posts where the comments alone are worth it! If it involves water or electricity, I call a professional.
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This is one of those posts where the comments alone are worth it! If it involves water or electricity, I call a professional. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Wow... Sounds like you've got a handle on it. More than me at least. Should I call you over, next time something blows up over here? Lol.. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'm handy at minor things...but, living in an apartment, I've got a crew handy for repairs! "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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I'm handy at minor things...but, living in an apartment, I've got a crew handy for repairs! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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