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*ticker tape sound in the background* THIS IS FAKE NEWS . . . WE REPEAT . . . THIS IS FAKE NEWS. I am here at the scene of a "date". We are witnessing a number of "romantic" rituals. There is hand holding, whispering, *giggling* and O M G a soft kiss. Oohhh the humanity. It's shocking I tell you . . . shocking Your intrepid reporter is going to . . . go in further, and deeper, for the story. This is Triple R reporting live for A*F*FNN *ticker tape sound fading away in the background* When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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*ticker tape sound in the background* (even thought the reporter is not in the studio) *whispering* Hello . . . hello . . . I'm not sure if BL in the studio can hear me but I'm going to describe what I can see. Not much really since we are now in a movie theater. Lucky for me I got the seat behind this couple who are watching a ROMCOM. This sure has the earmarks of a "date". I'm sorry if my report sounds garbled - the popcorn is really good here. At this point in the ritual no deeper developments have cum up. But I did hear a *giggle* as I went to get the popcorn. If the is "sexual congress" between the male and female participants I will be there. Ehm . . . to report I have to go now the patrons are telling me to "shut the fuck up". This is Triple R reporting live for A*F*FNN *phony ticker tape sound fading away in the background* When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I think RRR might get abducted, and probed, by those aliens out in the desert after this one. Music, On HNW Im Sooo Confused Clue the Jetsons [post 3312759] My Private Blog - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets
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I'll go with the 96 percent. Erectile dysfunction has to suck.
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*slightly aggravating ticker tape sound in the background* (even though ticker tape hasn’t been used in newsrooms for decades now). BL, yes, *giggling at a "ROMCOM". This male subject seems to be pretty slick. Something he said got the female subject to “snuggle up” to the male and she placed her head on his . . . shoulder. I can’t see where her hands are. BL, in case there is “sexual congress” could you get Willy, the camera man, not that dick in marketing, over here? This is Triple R reporting live for A*F*FNN *fake (like an A*F*F profile) ticker tape sound fading away in the background* When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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*assuming the mic is off* BL, remind me to interview that CF guy about his alien theories and then his analyst. Sheesh, why do I keep getting stuck on the friggin nut job stories? Hey, is the chick with the rack doing weather tonight? By the way did you get your teeth whitened today? There is a bright flashing coming from the direction of the studio. Aw, crap the mic is still on . . . When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Wait what? 96% of all men anywhere, not just on this site...its the genetic imperative. My genes tell me to sow my seed far and wide
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OMFG I am laughing my ass off at this one hun.. sorry but it's funny to me..
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*very annoying ticker tape sound in the background* (WTF? Is this the 60s?). Sorry for the delay BL. I heard a zipper open as I checked on where the female subject had her hand. Suffice it to say I had to go wash my face and dispose of the popcorn. Can you hear me? I think the mic got hit too. We are at a fucking Starbucks now. The male subject is paying attention to the female subject’s words. I believe they are having a . . . con . . . ver . . . sa . . . tion. The male subject may just get a piece out of this. He’s really putting up with al lot of . . . well, this is going to take a while. This is Triple R reporting live for A*F*FNN “stupid friggin ticker tape sound fading away in the background* When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Hey BL, if my g/f Tempt calls tell her I on this jerk off assignment. Ask her to keep the beer cold and the lube warm. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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*LOUD shotgun blast, ticker tape scattered everywhere and no more ticker tape sound in the background* Well BL, we’re outside on a back road parking area and watching an old piece of crap 1963 Buick from a safe distance. Ya know, this cheap bastard could have at least bought a convertible. But I think he’s “gettin some” as we listen. Willy is going to “extend his microphone pole” to see if we can hear anything. This reminds me of a Stevie Ray Vaughn song “If The Buick Is A Rockin Don’t Cum A Knockin”. Hey, what is that annoying tapping sound in the background? This is Triple R reporting live for A*F*FNN When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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SHIT ! ! ! This mic is really gummed up. I hope we're on a 5 second delay here. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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No I didn’t see Pagan I was in the men’s room. Although I’ve heard she doesn’t mind following “Big Al” in the men’s room around break time. Hey! Is this stupid thing still on? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Are there sounds you ask? Well, we know for sure this guy needs new shocks on the Buick. He could have at least given it a shot of WD-40 before the date. I can confirm that his “ball joints” are getting lubed. And we also heard something about a bent crankshaft. This is Triple R reporting live for A*F*FNN When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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That's a shocking news update! lol Thoughts from the Garden...
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Hey ! Is that Bob I hear in the booth? His wife is "dating" Fred the AM Traffic reporter. They "carpool" if you know what I mean. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I’ve actually never seen the Pagan chick – have you? Hey is the weather girl’s rack real? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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BL it looks like “Date-boy” blew his wad at the movie and is “out of gas” here on this fucking cold back road. We did see the female subject’s legs propped up over the front seat so I’m guessing he’s “having a muffin”. Must be a holy one too cause god is being summoned. I wonder how much it will cost to redo the upholstery on a 63 Buick, cause that is gonna leave a mark. We’re gonna blow this pop stand (get it) BL. I gotta get my knob polished. This is Triple R reporting live for AllFuckeupNewsNet Hey BL, I certainly thought you knew Bob likes to Bob "for apples". Not SHOCKING really. Later Toots. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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My word those are indeed shocking developments! I will tune into this evenings live reporting on the scene once I get a TV.
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Ha, you two were busy tonight. Let me guess, did this "expert"'s username have heathen in it?
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this is the best thing I have read all month. thanks RRR and LALA for making me laugh out loud repeatedly reading this!!! Carry on.
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"OMFG I am laughing my ass off at this one hun.. sorry but it's funny to me.." I so agree with Tmptrzz... too too funny
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And here I thought you'd blocked the heathen! Then again, I saw him write something that was actually....... (searching for an appropriate word here) um....... errrr...... NOT asshole-y recently and figured he'd had a stroke or something.
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And here I thought you'd blocked the heathen! Then again, I saw him write something that was actually....... (searching for an appropriate word here) um....... errrr...... NOT asshole-y recently and figured he'd had a stroke or something. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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this is the best thing I have read all month. thanks RRR and LALA for making me laugh out loud repeatedly reading this!!! Carry on. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Dammit....I think I'm deaf from that lawnmower. They told me there was a lizard herding competition and pointed me to the wrong studio. Crap!!! I finally get that thing shut off and I see RRR over there babbling about ball joints needing lube and a bent crankshaft....or something like that. I'm still having problems hearing. And one of the correspondents has been abducted and probed? Ohhhh....kinky? I seem to have missed some of the good stuff!
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Dammit....I think I'm deaf from that lawnmower. They told me there was a lizard herding competition and pointed me to the wrong studio. Crap!!! I finally get that thing shut off and I see RRR over there babbling about ball joints needing lube and a bent crankshaft....or something like that. I'm still having problems hearing. And one of the correspondents has been abducted and probed? Ohhhh....kinky? I seem to have missed some of the good stuff! When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Who is this genius of social behaviours of the 21st century? I feel the need to congratulate the person on their startling insight. You two, and the heavy chested weather girl, must also be congratulated on this outstanding, cutting-edge journalism. Pulitzer winning material I tell yiz, yiz can be proud of this outstanding work. Interestingly, the statistics bear remarkable parallels to our patterns in Scotland:- 4% of male members are looking for a quick shag, the other 96% are looking for a drinking buddy, having conceded victory in the battle against ED a long time since, said affliction having of course been brought about by, yes, you guessed, drinking......... Top effort McBiggles and McFrock, we are indebted to you.......
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"a lizard herding competition" my ass-trological sign. I heard you were in Studio B charming Big Al's snake. I'm still having some trouble hearing.
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*sticking finger in ear* Ummm....yeah. No need to shout. I think my hearing is coming back. If you'll just point me in the right direction, hopefully I can find my way. Just tell me there aren't any snakes. I thought Red was mumbling something about Al having a snake. You know those things are harder to herd than lizards...right? You point them one direction and they still seem to wind up in the wrong place.
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Aye, I guessed it was that dick. Is he no' just a wind up merchant? Bears a striking resemblance to every wide-o that's gone before him......hmmmm, wonder why he seems so familiar?? I woke up to this wee treat, just as you were winding up the report, and I was making ready for the day ahead, so couldnae participate until now.........que lastima! Can't be helped..........
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*sticking finger in ear* Ummm....yeah. No need to shout. I think my hearing is coming back. If you'll just point me in the right direction, hopefully I can find my way. Just tell me there aren't any snakes. I thought Red was mumbling something about Al having a snake. You know those things are harder to herd than lizards...right? You point them one direction and they still seem to wind up in the wrong place.
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Turn right at the condom dispenser McP, then go straight ahead for 4.8 feet, ye'll find Big Al's snake trapped by the head if ye go through the second door on the left........
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Great! Then I'm just here to blog. HAHA!!!
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Thanks BiggLala, this is MC interviewing Tom, "Tom, what is your position on oral sex?" "Well MC, I like to be standing, knees slightly bent, hand resting lightly on the back of her head." "Excellent Tom, and this 96% controversy, if we had 100 men in here what do you think they'd say?" "Well MC, I think they'd say Why have you brought me here? where is the beer? Did you see the game last night and then start lying about all the great sex they've been having." "Well, there you have it. Incontrovertible proof that if you had a random sample of 100 men, they'd all drink beer, talk football and lie about sex. Back to you BiggLala in the new room."
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Those would technically be bio-hazards. I tossed the heap-assed mic. That Buick needs a lot of work anyways so burn the seat and a full resto on the car. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Lovely Lala - Your Breaking News is being experienced on a global scale! I've heard rumors of vists to emergency clinics due to sudden lack of oxygen in various locations du to the collective *gasps* of surprise! See a similar report Newsflash News alert Breaking News over at CorPlay. You're invited to CorPlay anytime. Kinky-ish coffee or before bed time fun in favorite chat rooms. Life is too short not to laugh! Peace, light, love
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ohhhhh i saw that somewhere....and i was thinking too... soooo did he said, he is a 4 percenter??? or not...
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So nice to see you 2 up to your old tricks. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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