Size DOES matter - 14 tricks for taking a massive cock WAY up your ass  

40Deuce 40M  
5650 posts
4/16/2018 6:29 pm

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4/18/2018 6:54 pm

Size DOES matter - 14 tricks for taking a massive cock WAY up your ass


Sometimes I forget how far from reality the AFFverse is from the "real" world . The other day someone was expressing their utter shock and dismay that they came across a man who wanted to have sex with other men but said they were straight and that they wanted to guys they wanted to have sex with to be straight as well . So I says to him I says "I see that all the time online" because I do .

This morning I was reading a article about how to take care of your breasts when you got big ones (why ? shrug) and I got an erection . Which isn't great . But it's not like awful either . It's like a two . It's not what you want but it's not a big deal either .

If you stick around AFFblogtown long enough (see above) you discover there are people here that like having sex with animals . OR they want people to think they do . I often wonder which is worse , someone who wants to fuck a horse or someone who wants other people to THINK they want to fuck a horse to get attention . It's a conundrum .

Anyway , I'm sure none of those people read this blog of course , we're all nice and normal here , but I say this to you - if they ever get this Jurassic Park stuff figured out that has to be an exception right ? I mean there's morality and ethics and all that but who's going to turn down the chance to make love to a dinosaur ? I mean if you're not into it fine but I don't think we should judge in this SPECIFIC case . It like if you discover unicorns are real and they're DTF . You know ?

In 2005 Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt got divorced . It was a big deal . I'm sure you remember where you were when you found out about it . It was such a big deal that they broke into SportsCenter to talk about it - ALOT . They even formed a panel to talk about it and towards the end they asked the question who would "win" the breakup by having a better life afterwards . Almost everyone said Brad Pitt - which seemed reasonable , he was already a movie star and a male actor is going to get a lot more of career in Hollywood you know ? But there was one lone hold-out that insisted that Jennifer Anniston would do better without Brad . I always think it was JA Adande but it wasn't , it was another dude .

It seemed insane at the time . Brad Pitt was a star , Jennifer Aniston was just the girl from friends . But now 12 years later , you have to wonder , was that guy who wasn't JA Adande right ?

Let's check out the careers since then ;

Brad Pitt -

Babel (flop)
Assassination of Jesse James by the etc. (flop)
Ocean's Thirteen (meh)
Burn After Reading (garbage)
Benjamin Button (puke)
Inglorious Basterds (okay this one I'll give him)
Moneyball (baseball ? ugh)
World War Z (HUGE flop , in 2005 a zombie movie would have killed ! )
Fury (flop)
Allied (flop)
War Machine (meh)

VS

Jennifer Anniston -

The Break-up (horrible)
Marly and Me (home run)
The Bounty Hunter (simply awful)
The Switch (suck)
Just Go with It (super suck)
Horrible Bosses (funny as balls)
Wanderlust (gross)
We're the Millers (funny as 2 sets of balls)
Horrible Bosses 2 (eh sequel)
Office Christmas Party (meh)

So Anniston wins that one 3-1 , also even famous actors make mostly shitty movies . That's some kind of inspirational something I guess .

Personal life -

Pitt - Married and divorced Angelina Jolie

Anniston - Married and divorced Justin Theroux

I call that a tie .

Net worth -

Pitt - 240 million

Anniston - 200 million

Obviously the edge is to Pitt but I feel like once you're in the 200 million club you're kind of good to go regardless

Celebrity friends -

Pitt - George Clooney

Aniston - Kaley Cuoco , Selena Gomez , Miley Cyrus

Aniston by a landslide . All the stories I hear about Clooney and his "practical jokes" he just sounds like a legitimate asshole . You know why Richard Kind always looks like he's about to jump off a bridge ? Because George Clooney torments him relentlessly .

So there you have it , Jennifer Anniston won . But in another more real way she lost because she's a woman and his is America . Which hey , it's better than being a woman in Saudi Arabia but still this is no Norway you know ?

So anyway if you have heavy boobs the article I read says that you should wear a bra and drink lots of tea and massage those suckers to increase the circulation . Good luck .

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40Deuce 40M  
4961 posts
4/16/2018 6:30 pm

I was going to title this "Suck my dino-dick mammals !!!" but then I didn't .

Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.


Cum_Happy 104M
1994 posts
4/16/2018 6:52 pm

Why don't you take one first, and show us how it's done?

I'm a bit of an exhibitionist/voyeur. Here, I get to show and tell, and see and say.


40Deuce replies on 4/17/2018 6:56 pm:
If you're good at something never do it for free

superbjversion2 62F  
10937 posts
4/16/2018 8:07 pm

I'm old and my husband nicknamed me Titasaurus ..... I'm the next best thing to getting it on with a dinosaur!

Meet and Fuck do not mean the same - even though both have 4 letters


40Deuce replies on 4/17/2018 6:57 pm:
Approved , Jurassic BJ

SMCouple209 45M/44F  
19 posts
4/17/2018 12:34 am

lol

Look but Don't Touch


smartasswoman 60F  
27584 posts
4/17/2018 12:59 am

Sorry, I’m on team Pitt/Clooney.


40Deuce replies on 4/17/2018 6:58 pm:
How about them VS Damon/Affleck ?

japaneseass 50F  
44230 posts
4/17/2018 3:34 am

"This morning I was reading a article about how to take care of your breasts when you got big ones"

heyyyy...tell me about this more...i haven't very aware of the difference in caring breasts when you got big ones...but i happened to have a set of big ones....and i would love to know the proper caring techniques...haha...


40Deuce replies on 4/17/2018 6:58 pm:
All the other tips were dumb , I think boobs mostly take care of themselves

TicklePlease 50F  
10435 posts
4/17/2018 6:04 am

hey.... there's no tricks here.


40Deuce replies on 4/17/2018 6:59 pm:
Heh , you fell for one of my classic 40Deuce bait and switches

smartasswoman 60F  
27584 posts
4/18/2018 12:33 pm

>> How about them VS Damon/Affleck ?

I would still give Pitt/Clooney the edge because of philanthropic efforts (and also looks haha). When I was in NOLA we were on a tour to see areas that had been badly damaged during Katrina. Brad Pitt was involved in an effort to rebuild homes that had been lost in the poorer neighborhoods and replace them with more sustainable housing (e.g. the new ones all of have solar panels).


Janeyflower 45F
37 posts
4/19/2018 4:51 am

Oh I enjoyed this so much! Since I have a 4 year old, unicorns and all kinds of stuffed animals around me (even a plush rat, wtf Ikea??!!), I got this vision of rainbows and glitter flying about with the dtf unicorn mention. Way to start my morning, thanks!


Janeyflower 45F
37 posts
4/19/2018 4:53 am

Haha, Tickle!!!!!!


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