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40Deuce 46M
4634 posts
12/14/2018 7:17 pm

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12/15/2018 12:25 pm

Let me get at them titties !


Of any book the Bible embodies the purest form of capitalism , the same content repackaged and sold a million times over , in new combinations ad infinitum .

I listen to many a comedy podcast (nerd ! ) and one of them has a lady on it (gasp ! ) . On a non-recent episode right as they started the show one of the dude hosts said something about the lady and then followed it up with "Do you think we'll ever have a episode where we don't sexually harass Stephanie ?" and it got me to wondering about lady comics and how people react to them and how they feel about said reactions .

Such as , Amy Schumer's stand-up act is 80% about her banging dudes so I would imagine that people (dudes) feel like they can probably just walk up on her and say whatever they want .

Seems like kind of a strange area because from what I've seen/heard when comedy people are hanging out they'll literally say anything to each other as long as it's funny and no one gets bent out of shape because they know it's just words . But when civilians get in the mix is it the same thing ?

Probably not . Again in my experience comedy types don't like it when people try to be funny at them , most likely because it's rarely actually funny and happens all the time , which is probably the guiding principal of this whole thing from their point of view .

I've SOUNDLY mocked guys who are all like "where's the line" because they clearly want to know how far they can go in harassing women , but I suppose it's not as simple as that . Because really there is no line right ? Different women are going to react in different ways to whatever . Most women will probably not be super pumped if you just say something skeevy to them right off the bat , but others might think it's funny .

But just as obviously the "line" can't be if anyone would be offended by it . Such as you can defend yourself if you feel threatened by only if it's reasonable - I feel threatened by anyone and everyone but I can't murder them and get away with it because that's not reasonable .

So what we need is a reasonable woman test .

If you'd like to apply to be the reasonable woman please send me a picture of your tits .

You know that feeling you get when you go back as and adult to the candy store you used to shop at as a to rob the place and the owner is old now and he's freaking out and begging you not to hurt him and you had NO intention of hurting anyone you just needed money to pay off the shylock but he's going so over the top being afraid that you are going to hurt him that you get all weird and want to hurt him because he's being so afraid ? I've been feeling like that lately . I don't care for it .

Did you know that all government employees have to take an oath ? I didn't . I feel envious , I've never sworn an oath .

'“I, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.”

That's pretty hardcore . Defending the Constitution against all enemies is a pretty tall order .

AmeriCorps people take an oath too ;

I will get things done for America - to make our people safer, smarter, and healthier.
I will bring Americans together to strengthen our communities.
Faced with apathy, I will take action.
Faced with conflict, I will seek common ground.
Faced with adversity, I will persevere.
I will carry this commitment with me this year and beyond.
I am an AmeriCorps member, and I will get things done.

That's a pretty good oath . Next time I see one of these folks I'll shout at them "Hey , why aren't you making me smarter and healthier right now ?! and then probably "Show me your tits !" and if they get offended by that "Where's the line ?!?! "

I've tried before to come up with an AdultFriendFinder xmatch Sex Finder Site xmatch Sex Finder Site bloggers oaths but I've always failed . Coming up with a good oath isn't so easy .

From Rome , three brothers from a Roman family , the Horatii , agree to end the war by fighting three brothers from a family of Alba Longa , the Curiatii . The three brothers , all of whom appear willing to sacrifice their lives for the good of Rome , are shown saluting their father who holds their swords out for them . Of the three Horatii brothers , only one shall survive the confrontation . However , it is the surviving brother who is able to kill the other three fighters from Alba Longa : he allows the three fighters to chase him , causing them to separate from each other , and then , in turn , kills each Curiatii brother . Aside from the three brothers depicted , David also represents , in the bottom right corner , a woman crying whilst sitting down . She is Camilla , a sister of the Horatii brothers , who is also betrothed to one of the Curiatii fighters , and thus she weeps in the realization that , in any case , she will lose someone she loves .

Speaking of love the dude at work was on an epic rant about his ex-wives again and how they shouldn't have been to divorce him and I realized two things - one , he legitimately sounds insane when he talks about this ; and two , this is what love is .

At first I thought he was just a weirdo religious jag but it's clear to me now that he loves these women and the fact not only that he doesn't get to be with him but that they hate him is destroying him .

It's sad and awful .

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
12/14/2018 7:18 pm

On 20 June 1789 , the members of the French Third Estate , who had begun to call themselves the National Assembly , took the Tennis Court Oath vowing "not to separate, and to reassemble wherever circumstances require, until the constitution of the kingdom is established". It was a pivotal event in the French Revolution . Or so they say .

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superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
12/14/2018 7:32 pm

Bloggers Oath?
I'll have to think on that ... unless someone else beats me to it.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 12/15/2018 12:26 pm:
I wish you success where I failed

J_Jordan1920 31M

12/14/2018 10:44 pm

Lol 😂


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
12/15/2018 7:50 am

Just to clarify I think you're talking about federal government employees. I am pretty sure I never had to take an oath to be a local functionary.

I would not be successful at writing a Blogger's Oath because I would ask people to disavow the very things that seem to make people popular here - like posting a blog that's 10 random porn pictures that the blogger appropriated off the internet.


40Deuce replies on 12/15/2018 12:26 pm:
That is mystifying , do the people who "read" those blogs not know where to find their own porn ?

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